I have a stalker named Bill! You know who you are!
I absolutely hate YOU! 
He keeps hanging around my house despite my best efforts to be rid of him. I think he likes me! 
And when I finally get rid of him, he keeps coming back. I think he loves me!
He comes in many forms...telephone bill, cable bill, electric bill & water bill, heating bill, and so on...
If you drive by my house and see him, feel free to take him with you ! Repost if Bill haunts you too.